Suckers

One of two things is happening:

Smart Deli has created a fake turkey lunchmeat that is delicious enough to fool my animals, or, Smart Deli is actually packaging real turkey and fooling me into believing that it's not real. Seriously. That's a cat there eating Soy-based Turkey, and a dog getting pissed that the cat can get on the counter and she can't. All animals were allowed some Tofurky in the making of this blogpost. They loved it. Genghis stole a slice.

For the record, I thought it tasted glorious. Thoughtful chewing would reveal it's not real, but on a sandwich, you'd have zero idea it never gobbled a day in it's life on the Soybean farm.