Tibbs to Grand Rapids, come in, over.

These people are crazy. Shortly after I arrived, they adopted the craziest cat in the world, who was apparently found under a porch. Then came a DOG from FLORIDA, apparently from a street. Now they adopt this puppy, whose previous location is completely unknown. Super. Please send food, I still love it.

P.S. I lost a ton of weight and am as skinny as I was as a kitten. Also, I started sleeping with my people again after a long hiatus. I figure they don't care about the grudge I've been holding about the new cat. They got two dogs. I give up.